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Ebooks vs. Print? Is That Even A Real Battle? February 9, 2010

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There is a line of thinking that says print books are headed the way of the telegraph, the buggy whip, and the 78 record*.

Now that Amazon and Macmillan have buried the hatchet, let’s take a look at one of the core issues in the recent dispute.  No, not what Rupert Murdoch plans to do to Amazon.  Rupert’s so obnoxious about squeezing every dime out of the consumer that I’ll probably reverse my position and paper this blog with Amazon links when he makes his move.

No, I want to talk about ebooks.  And print.  And whether print is a buggy whip or just another format.  The reasons suggesting extinction are compelling.

  • The Internet has already killed newspapers and taken a huge bite out of magazines
  • Ebooks require no warehousing, just electronic storage
  • Ebooks have no distribution costs
  • Ebooks are easier to tote around than printed books
  • Printed books kill trees and cost money to produce a physical object
  • Electronic formats have already taken over music.

Some go as far as to say that ebooks are equivalent to Gutenburg’s press.

I respectfully disagree.

Let’s take that last one first.  Listening to music is essentially the same whether you’re dragging a needle through a groove, a magnet over tape, laser over an etched disk, or running a computer file.  It’s sound.  And while there are differences between vinyl, tape, CD, and even MP3 vs. CD, Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of the Moon is still Dark Side of the Moon.  Once the music’s queued, you’ve either popped on the headphones or cranked up the speakers and settled into the recliner.

Not so with books.  Paperbacks are not hardcovers and neither is  an ebook.  I do think the argument that people “want the feel of a book in their hands” is lame.  Honestly, it’s a pain in the ass for me to read anything other than a trade paperback (a much maligned format that deserves more respect).    Reading on an ereader is certainly an appealing way to get to content, but it’s not what everyone prefers.  Books require no power, no chargers, no batteries.  More importantly, they don’t require an extra device to tote around.  It’s actually a chore to carry anything more than a smart phone, and even more of a chore to read long work on said smart phone.

Before you point out that I’m in my forties and books are what I’ve known all my life, consider that most teenagers, habitually the earliest adopters of technology, prefer hardcovers over paperbacks or ebooks.  These are people who were not alive in the pre-Internet days.

There’s one other factor folks predicting print’s demise fail to understand.  Print is permanent.  Electronic formats, by their very nature, are not.  They can be tampered with after publication, particularly if Apple and Google manage to make cloud storage the default means of getting your content.

The printed book you bought today will be the book you read tomorrow, next month, years from now, or on your death bed.  Your children and grandchildren can read unadulterated text, free of an author’s George Lucas Syndrome.****  This is not as important for newspapers or magazines, which are disposable.  It is important for books, something people will want to come back to again.

But of course, we cannot ignore the argument about production and distribution.  It costs money to print, bind, store, and ship physical books.  This is really not that compelling argument for the death of printed books.  As on-demand technologies mature and become more cost effective, it might spell the end of offset printing.  I can tell you from personal experience that offset printing, how newspapers, books, and magazines are printed, is a messy, wasteful, expensive process.

What is compelling is the means by which books are distributed.  Ebooks will not replace print.  But they will become the dominant form of content delivery.  It will even become the means by which print books are created.  Assuming, of course, a universal ebook format can be found – and this is mandatory for the industry.

It also assumes a means of reading ebooks will emerge that a vast majority of people will embrace.  But a substantial number of people won’t.  Not a majority, but enough people who can’t afford a reader, afford wireless service, or frankly, don’t want to be plugged in.  It’s a myth that someday, everyone will be plugged in.  To prove my point, go look for TV antennas.  I think you’ll be surprised.  There are quite a few of them still around.

So no, print is not headed for extinction.  However, print will find itself in a reduced role.

*For those of you too young to have seen these, back in the 1940’s and 1950’s, music came on these glass records played at 78 rpm on turntables.  They were replaced by vinyl LP’s.**

**For the younger, before CD’s, music came on vinyl disks called LP’s.***

***For the REALLY young, before we downloaded music, we bought disks in record stores called CD’s, which is where most of your downloaded music has been pirated from.

****George Lucas Syndrome:  In which the creator of a work can’t leave well enough alone after releasing said work to the public, often met with cries of “Han shot first, you idiot!”

***** It is a well known fact that lots of footnotes bug the hell out of Dave White.  To be honest, I think they should be banned from college term papers, but no one’s going to win that battle anytime soon.

My Favorite Superbowl Ad Of 2010 February 8, 2010

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You know something’s up when Oprah appears on the couch, but it’s not really surprising. But when Leno appears? In an ad for Letterman’s show?

Maybe this is both Dave and Jay’s way of saying “F*** you!” to NBC. If so, it’s pretty delicious because NBC just dropped $45 million on making Conan go away, and now they don’t have any choice. They have to put Leno back on The Tonight Show.

Letterman’s monologue the first night after Conan’s new show on Fox debuts. “Good news. Our old friend Conan O’Brien is working again, this time on Fox. The bad news: Jay still has to work for NBC.”

[Editors note: The writers of The Late Show may use that joke royalty free. Jeff Zucker at NBC may not.]

Of course, nothing will top Betty White and Abe Vigoda playing football without pads.

MTM Cincinnati: Mt. Adams February 8, 2010

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On a hill overlooking downtown Cincinnati sits one of the city’s most popular neighborhoods:  Mt. Adams.


Why is it so popular? For starters, check out the view.

Mt. Adams is one of the city’s oldest neighborhoods.  Originally named “Mt. Ida,” it was renamed in honor of John Quincy Adams after he paid a visit to Cincinnati in 1843.  While a popular destination for party goers and creative types looking for a unique neighborhood, it was considered a wasteland in the city’s early days.  Nicholas Longworth, a name long associated with Ohio politics like the Tafts, owned the land and originally donated it to the local astronomical society.  The Cincinnati Observatory actually is located in Ault Park, atop another local “Mount,” this one Mt. Lookout.

Dominating the the hill is the original observatory, which became Holy Cross Monastery.  The Monastery closed in 1977, but is a beloved local landmark.  Downtown office workers often use it as a halfway mark for lunchtime runs when looking for hill work.  Every Good Friday, many faithful walk the steps from the base of the hill to the monastery, doing the Stations of the Cross along the way.

These days, residents live in refurbished row houses reminiscent of some San Francisco neighborhoods.  In the blocks surrounding the Monastery is an entertainment district that includes Tavern on the Hill, Longworth Hall, a wine shop, and a Thai place.  The only chain present on Mt. Adams is local convenience store and ice cream parlor United Dairy Farmers.

Surrounding Mt. Adams are four more great reasons to visit the neighborhood:  Krohn Conservatory, Playhouse in the Park, the Cincinnati Art Museum, and Edan Park, one of the most beautiful parks in Cincinnati.

More at the My Town Monday blog.

Review: The God Engines February 5, 2010

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Captain Ean Tephe commands the Righteous, a ship in the service of his Lord, an actual god who rules over humanity.  The ship is powered by a captured god who is not named.  To name a god gives it power over those around it.  Tephe has a problem with his god.  It’s rebellious and angry and attacks the acolytes sent to service it.

In John Scalzi’s The God Engines, the gods exist.  They are captured and used to power starships, slaves to the humans’ Lord.  Obviously, not the God.  It becomes evident people in this far-flung future aren’t even aware of any present-day concepts of God or gods or even atheism.  The gods are rebelling, however.  They don’t want to be enslaved by the humans’ main god anymore.  The god of the Righteous seems especially ready to strike back.

The God Engines is an odd story for Scalzi.  Set in a distant future, this novella from Subterranean Press describes a world where science has been forgotten.  The gods of this future a very real and something akin to the Greek or Roman gods of old, powerful humanoids who are hard to kill and thrive on worship.  All except one, who needs souls to sustain himself. For centuries, the humans’ god has kept the peace and kept the humans faithful to him.  However, a new god is coming to challenge him.  The gods he enslaves are standing up for themselves.  And Captain Tephe is caught in the middle, a mere mortal used as a pawn.  Definitely a bizarre read.

Video Blog: 81,000 Words And About Hate Mail… February 4, 2010

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iWant February 3, 2010

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With the debut of the iPad last week, I began to think about what sort of technological goodies I want.  My laptop and tower are getting old.  I couldn’t afford an iPhone last year.  I don’t own an ebook reader.  Thanks to Amazon’s attempt to take over the world by screwing Macmillan authors to make a point, I don’t want a Kindle.  So what do iWant?

Windows 7 tower – Yes, the Compaq tower is showing its age.  It could run Windows 7, but it’d be the 32-bit version and I can’t use my internal hard drive for anything but Windows.  What’s the point?  Windows 7, which is really Windows 6.1, is everything Vista was supposed to be, with all the unfinished promised goodies simply left out.  In short, it runs and runs well.  Nary a trace of Internet Explorer 6 is evident.  Besides, be ye a PC or a Mac, every few years, you just want to move up to the biggest and best unit available.

MacBook – Like the tower, the laptop is showing its age.  I can’t even run Windows 7 on it.  But I’ve always wanted an Apple laptop since the PowerBook days.  The new MacBooks are ultra-thin, play nice with Windows files, and have all sorts of goodies that come embedded in OS X.  And, let’s be honest, kids, Apple is so much better than the PC makers about installing crapware on their systems.  Yes, even Bill Gates is annoyed because HP seems to want to fiddle with a perfectly OS load.  Doesn’t hurt I priced one around Christmas at $1500.  Pricey compared to the Windows-based units these days, but still reasonable.

Droid – I used to want an iPhone.  Now I want a Droid.  All three major wireless carriers have them.  I’m stuck for another year with AT&T, but next year, I can switch to Verizon and get a Droid cheap.  Well, cheaper.  Droids are iPhones amped up and more open to development.  It’s time I actually used the phone for something besides a phone.  Yes, I said I thought the cell phone was the worst thing to come out of the 90’s.  But they’re here, and they’re more than phones now.  I might take Droid Lust a step further and get a Nexus.

iPad – Well, Amazon pretty much guaranteed I’ll never own a Kindle, not even if given one.  But I do want Apple’s new entry into the ebook sweepstakes.   Anything that gets print media excited about electronic media gets me excited.  Right now, $15 looks like a bad idea for ebook pricing, but I think the consumer will force that down.  At least Steve Jobs doesn’t have a history of cutting off entire publishers in a temper tantrum.

Just So You Know… February 2, 2010

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I put my money where my mouth is and bought Stuart MacBride’s two latest from bn.com.  I need a treat for when the first draft of Holland Bay is finished.

Focusing The Rage Where It Will Help Most February 2, 2010

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Tor author John Scalzi says it best here.  He’s riding out the storm quite nicely, thank you very much, but other MacMillan authors are getting screwed.  His suggestion?

There are all those other places online you can buy St. Martin’s, Minotaur, Thomas Dunne, Tor, etc.  Just yesterday, I bought a book on revising novels from bn.com yesterday, and hey, guess what.  They take PayPal!  John also suggests Powells and indiebound.com.

Then there’s Wal-Mart.  Yes, some of you are so pretentiously full of yourselves that you’d never buy a book from Wal-Mart.  Well, guess what, kiddies.  MacMillan’s authors need you right now a helluva lot more than you need to stick it to The Man in Bentonville.  So suck it up and go there.  Use Wal-Mart as a tool of subversion.  G’wan.  The irony is delicious.  And if it isn’t, you can always go take a shower later.

Also, many of you live near bookstores.  Yes, that’s right.  Buildings and sections of malls full of books.  All you need to do is put down the Ho-Ho’s and the Mountain Dew, get off your couch, and go there.  Hell, I can walk to the Barnes & Noble in Kenwood from my house.  Go.  Now.  Authors need you more than ever.

The point is you cannot allow the Amazon-MacMillan flap to screw authors, many of whom are getitng hit right when their new books are coming out.

By all means, boycott Amazon.  But don’t boycott the authors.

Beyond The Amazon Flap February 2, 2010

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Now that we’ve had a few days to cool down, here’s my more reasoned take on Amazon’s behavior.

  • Bottom line, Amazon fired the shot, and authors and customers got hurt.  That is not acceptable.
  • Will I make good on my threat never to do business again with Amazon?  Somewhat.  Unless Kindle withers and dies as a viable platform, I’ll probably use Kindle and its counterparts with Sony, BN, and Apple to get some ROI on short stories published with non-paying markets.  (Hint:  Writers write to get paid, and I’m through giving it away, with two notable and very useful exceptions.)
  • MacMillan, as Amazon’s supporters readily point out, is not blameless in this.  I don’t believe the $12-$15 price point will survive.  At some point, Steve Jobs is going to go to the Big Six and say, “You really are slitting your own throats here.”  Steve probably saved recording from its own stupidity, despite its continued attempts at suicide by incompetence.  Someone at the Big Six, likely Random House or HarperCollins, will listen.  The others will fall in line.
  • Print is not dead.  How do I know?  Go talk to a teenager.  One friend of my stepson’s prefers hardcovers to paperbacks and is barely aware of ebooks.  And he’s pretty tech savvy.  He writes his own apps for Zune.  Factor that one into your thought experiments.  Print is not the buggy whip of the 21st century.  The ebook is the paperback of the 21st century.  The sooner you understand this, the sooner you will understand the future of publishing.
  • Was it immature of me to invite Jeff Bezos to come to my house and plant his lips on my left butt cheek while Nita shoots the event for YouTube upload?  You betcha!  Do I regret it?  Is the Pope Jewish?  A little immaturity coupled with a sense of humor is a good thing.  Immaturity coupled with running a multibillion-dollar corporation is dumb.   By the way, Jeff, while I meant that in jest, the offer is valid, as is my alternate demand for a free iPad and a $500 iBook gift cert.  I suggest the latter.  Less expensive than the travel costs and less humiliating than the YouTube video.
  • What is certain is that I will now make my online purchases from Barnes & Noble, which also has a location near my house, I will not invest in a Kindle ever, but I will still likely use Audible for audiobooks.  ‘Cuz guess where I would get my Audible purchases.  A little company in Cupertino called Apple, which has a service called iTunes.
  • But what is to be done about MacMillan?  Nothing.  That’s what agents are for.  If you really despise MacMillan that much, don’t buy ebooks from them.  Buy their print books used.  Trust me, when sales plummet, agents will scream.  That’s why people like me pay people like them 15% of our income.  Yes, it hurts authors, but how’d you like to be the CEO of MacMillan besieged by every literary agent at Writer’s House, et. al. and their corporate attorneys twisting contract law into a nice, fat class action suit?  The Man is not all powerful.  He needs your cash to survive.

Which is why I’m giving precious little to Amazon until I’m made happy.  Jeff, I suggest Chapstick before you plant one on my behind.  Nita favors cherry.  I’m sure she’ll loan you some.

Rip Torn’s New Book February 1, 2010

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