“My fellow Americans, our long national nightmare is over.”

At noon today, we won’t have this to worry about anymore…

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How Barack Obama will do is anyone’s guess.  But we can always look to Rob Reiner for one small bit of advice:  Never get involved in a land war in Asia.*

Two out of three presidents from Texas did just that.

Maybe Texas needs to be barred from sending us anymore presidents.

Unless it’s Kinky Friedman.

*Actually, it was Douglas McArthur talking to John F. Kennedy.