Jack Sparrow and father from Pirates of the Caribbean

Source: Disney

Ahoy, matey! Today be International Talk Like a Pirate Day. So muster up yer rrrr-bonics and tell yer boss he be walkin’ the plank if ye don’t get a bigger cut of that treasure he be hoardin’.

And remember, tonight is the night to tell yer wench, “Arrr, matey, prepare to be boarded.”

Then ye be a special kind of pirate.

Unless she say nay. Then ye be looking at five-to-ten years with a very different kind of pirate.

Named Bubba.


Arr, Matey! Prepare To Be Boarded!

Avast, ye land lubbers!  It be International Talk Like a Pirate Day!  I best hear ye mangle the Queen’s English into proper form, or I’ll run ye through and feed ye to the sharks!

Now here be some authentic pirate hip hop to get ye in the mood.