Attention, Weird Al Yankovic: You Can Have My Oxford Comma When You Pry It From My Cold, Dead Hands

Otherwise, this is almost like Schoolhouse Rock.

Oh, you’re too young to remember Schoolhouse Rock?

Well, Corky, today’s your lucky day.

Stephen King hates this one:

My personal favorite:

That last one was how I learned to use the F bomb.

True story.