Let Us Pray

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Our Father in Heaven, hear our prayer.

OK, God, seriously? Gluten-free and low-carb will send you to Hell? I mean, come on, God. It’s sad to watch the dementia eat away at his already-sick mind. For his own good, for the good of the nation, smite him.

Please. He’s now dumber than a member of Congress.

Amen

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