Arr! Today be International Talk Like a Pirate Day. Feel free to squawk in the comment section in pirate speak. But ahoy, speak like a pirate, or walk the plank.
And today be Hump Day. So tonight, I will grab my wench and tell her, “Arr, matey, prepare to be boarded” before I plunder her booty.
And now, some authentic pirate hip-hop from Captain Dan and the Scurvy Crew.