January
“Happy New Year!”
February
“Don’t have a plan for the Big Game tonight?”
March
“Legendary broadcaster Paul Harvey, he of the pregnant pause and the ads for CIT-rocallll – has died.”
April
“Yes, I’ve been building up to this for some time, with little nuggets of hyperbole like “evil” and “awesome” (which, admittedly, I stole. ‘Cuz I liked it.)”
May
“Let’s face it.”
June
“It spans the Ohio River between Sawyer Point in Ohio and Newport-on-the-Levee in Kentucky.”
July
“Yes, Mark Sanford is still a punching bag for his affair (and his bone-headed attempt to cover it up) a week later, even after the deaths of Ed McMahon, Billy Mays, Farrah Fawcett, and Michael Jackson (but sadly, not Axl Rose).”
August
“Y’all can read this:””
September
“[One of the earliest blog entries here, it reveals a sad chapter in my IT career.]”
October
“Recently, I’ve been going through what I’ve been calling ‘The Magnum Opus,’ a big honkin’, sprawling novel that might have been a bit beyond my ability to manage.”
November
“Maybe another six weeks or so and they’ll have reached the top floor.”
December
“Of all the Christmas specials I watched as a kid, the trippiest was A Year Without a Santa Claus. “
Edged in Blue 
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