Attention, Conspiracy Theorists…

There is no All-Powerful They (TM) laughing maniacally in marble halls as they plan elaborate and questionable possible schemes to make sure you have a bad hair day.

And even if there is an All-Powerful They (TM), what makes you think they (TM) care about you?

Also, shit really does happen.  Sometimes, it’s really bad, catastrophic shit.

Get over it.

One thought on “Attention, Conspiracy Theorists…

  1. I don’t know what’s more scary: that the A-PT exist, or they’re doing a shitty job of running the world.

    Because if you can’t count on the A-PT, who can you trust?

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