He Said “Butt Hole.” Huh Huh! Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh!

OK, first, check out this article in the Paper of Record.  It’s where the tagline for the blog this week came from.

Yes, Britain is chock full of names that bring out my inner 15-year-old.

Then I realized, “Hey!  So is America!”  And with a new administration in charge, it’s time I do my part to make America swell with pride.

[“Part.”  “Swell.”  Huh-huh.  Huh-huh-huh-huh-huh.]*

So here, now, in the order I found them on Google this weekend, are the most offensive town names in America.  Feel free to add more in the comments.  Or, if you’re one of those foreigners from other countries**, share and enjoy with us.  After all, we can’t all be England and have a town called Penistone.

Intercourse, Pennsylvania
Big Bone Lick, Kentucky
Mammoth Cave, Kentucky
Hell, Michigan
Stinking Creek, Tennessee
Toad Suck, Arkansas
Greasy Corner, Arkansas
Colon, Nebraska
Fruit, Illinois
Dry Prong, Louisiana
Hygeine, Colorado
Study Butte, Texas
Belcher, New York
Big Beaver Lick, KY (Is that near Big Bone Lick?)
Bumpass, Virginia
Burning Bush, Georgia
Camel Hump, Wyoming
Fertile, Minnesota
Fort Dick, California
Frog Suck, Wyoming
Hornytown, North Carolina
Lizard Lick, North Carolina
Love Ladies, New Jersey (Home of Dave White?)
Nipple, Utah
Porkey, Pennsylvania
Possum Trot, Pennsylvania
Spread Eagle, Wisconsin
Virgin, Utah
Virginville, Pennsylvania

None of these, of course, tops Crapstone, UK.  Or as the residents call it, “Near Plymouth.”

[Thanks to John Scalzi for the original heads up.]

*I miss Beavis & Butthead
**
I kid you not.  Someone actually said this, and I’m not talking about Jeff Foxworthy.

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