Yesterday, I went into UDF (kinda like a 7-Eleven) to get a couple of sodas for me and the Mrs. I stood in line a little longer than usual because I had to wait for the cashier to restock her change. Why? The customer before me bought $20 worth of stuff with a $100 bill.
He’s lucky he left before I got up to the counter.
Only three weeks before, I stood in line behind one of these morons, this one buying only a candy bar with his C note. The cashier complained that he was taking all her change and he should be asking the bank for twenties. He boasted that he always asked for hundreds because he can. I called him a douchebag to his face. He just snickered and walked away. As with yesterday, I had to wait until the cashier could get change from the safe.
Which only dispenses change every fifteen minutes.
These are not the first times I dealt with these idiots. And it’s always some jackass who thinks it’s necessary to flash a lot of money around. I assume it’s because they’re too cheap to order a supply of Enzyte or ExtenZe.
So I have a question. What possible reason is there for you to screw everyone else in the store over because you’re too stupid to ask for twenties? What kind of crack do you smoke that makes flashing Benjamins around in a public place look like a terrific idea. More importantly, what makes you think someone won’t eventually rob you?
I realize I live in a carry-and-conceal state, but I’ve found nine times out of ten, these idiots are not armed and half of them would soil themselves when shown a gun. Robbing them would be very easy. That barely gets you what $5 used to put in your gas tank. Hundreds, on the other hand?
While I don’t encourage robbery, armed robbery, or felonious assault, I do encourage some well-justified rudeness. From now on, we, as a society, should…
- Feel free to call the hundred-wielding offender in line in front of us every name in the book.
- Physically pull the person out of line and make him or her wait until everyone else in line has paid for their purchases.
- Remind the offenders that, hey, you’re carrying a lot of jack on you. Be ashame if someone robbed you.
- Question their manhood or parents’ marital status.
Enough is enough, people. We’ve been sheep long enough. Take our nation back. Let’s start with these douchebags first.