You are hereby ordered to read the following post over on John Scalzi’s blog.
And then on pain of me being very, very rude to you, you are hereby ordered to implement it and stop whining!!!
Whining and getting all scared and stuff is what wingnuts do. Stop stealing their thunder.
God, you’d think you people never elected a president before.
Why can’t you just make fun of McCain like Dusty Rhoades?