The Wisdom Of Ron White

For those of you thinking of defying Ike as it slams into Texas, keep this in mind:

“It isn’t that the wind is blowing, it’s what the wind is blowing. If you get hit with a Volvo, it doesn’t matter how many pushups you did that morning.”

Ron White, who lives in Texas, is a wise man, though how he won some of that wisdom was probably unwise.

Appropo of nothing, I have another piece of advice for Ann Coulter from the man in black from Dallas.

“Next time you have a thought, let it go.”

3 thoughts on “The Wisdom Of Ron White

  1. Well, Bill, I wasn’t really thinking of the people who are wisely staying indoors if they stayed at all. I’m thinking more along the lines of the idiot in every major storm who goes outside and says, “Bring it on!”

    Since you’re directly in the path, you might want to go out and look for what’s left of him after you finish checking the damage around your house.

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