For those of you thinking of defying Ike as it slams into Texas, keep this in mind:
“It isn’t that the wind is blowing, it’s what the wind is blowing. If you get hit with a Volvo, it doesn’t matter how many pushups you did that morning.”
Ron White, who lives in Texas, is a wise man, though how he won some of that wisdom was probably unwise.
Appropo of nothing, I have another piece of advice for Ann Coulter from the man in black from Dallas.
“Next time you have a thought, let it go.”