I have finished Neil Smith‘s Yellow Medicine and hereby order all of you to do the same.
I am now reading Victor Gischler‘s Go-Go Girls of the Apocalypse, possibly The Great Gatsby of our generation. Make your children read it. In fact, pregnant women should read it to their fetuses*.
Then I’m gonna read Reed Farrell Coleman‘s Empty Ever After, because dammit, a man’s got to know his limitations. And who better to show me those limitations than Moe Prager?
Now you know how to spend your summer vacation. Get crackin’. It’s almost August.
*Warning: May cause irrational pre-natal fear of lemurs in newborns. Consult your physician or Steve Wilkos before reading to unborn fetuses prior to third trimester. Use only as directed. Terms and conditions may apply. See dealer for details. Offer void in Albania, Dubai, and the parts of Pakistan both Obama and McCain want to bomb.
The first two. Been there. Done that. I’ll have to work on the third one.
Now that’s what I like. Some forceful promotion. I didn’t think about tapping the fetus market.