The Choked Like Mama Cass Award goes to…
Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chris Henry, who seems to love riding in the back of police cars a little too much. Henry also will need to report to the Hamilton County Job & Family Services Office to collect his unemployment check, assuming he won’t be moving to Monroe, Ohio anytime soon.
The Cheese With Your Wine Award is a tie!
Chad Johnson, apparently miffed that Chris Henry has stolen the spotlight from him as a Bengals bad boy, wins for his cry-baby retort to Marvin Lewis’s suggestion he not let the door hit him in the ass.
The Chad shares his award with former President Bill Clinton, for his behind-closed-doors temper tantrum over Bill Richardson’s endorsement of Barack Obama. You know how Jimmy Carter is considered one of the best ex-presidents America ever had? Bill Clinton is turning out to be one of the worst. One might say he is the George W. Bush of ex-presidents. I’ll be happier when George Bush becomes the George Bush of ex-presidents. He’s already the Warren Harding of his generation.