Old Scratch and Senator Clinton at a political rally in Shreve Swamp, Ohio.
It’s official! Satan endorses Hillary Clinton.
“I have to admit,” said the Prince of Darkness, “I was a bit concerned about her chances, but then I thought, ‘Hey! I’m Evil Incarnate (TM)! I got Nixon elected. Twice.’ And let’s be honest, I’ve always had a soft spot in my heart for the Hillster. How can I not admire her? She sold Bill’s soul to me to get elected. Now that’s a candidate I can get behind.”