Fear Addiction November 24, 2009
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I don’t know what it is about this country, but it seems like too many Americans aren’t happy unless they’re afraid of something. These days, they’re afraid of stupid things: socialism, the H1N1 vaccine, public healthcare, that big scary black man in the White House, Muslims.
And before it was black helicopters.
Before that, it was communists. Though, and let’s be honest here, the communists didn’t exactly inspire hope and admiration when they were in business. Nowadays, the only real communists are in North Korea.
People seem to think these are scary times. Witchy times. Why, Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh have told us so. And if you think being a leftie gets you off the fear rollercoaster, the more extreme greenies will have you believe we have to move back into caves right this minute and Michael Moore rails against capitalism (while pocketing millions and outsourcing his web site off shore. Nice one, Mike. Can you say “hypocrite”?)
America, step back. Take a deep breath. Turn off the 24-hour news channels (except maybe ESPN). Wallowing in fear helps no one but a bunch of overpaid fear-mongers out to sell books and movies and advertising slots.
Here’s all you need to know about the talking heads on TV. If they’re screaming, weeping, demonizing anyone not exactly like them, or hollering about “the enemy!”, they have nothing to contribute to the national dialog.
Do not listen to them. Do not engage them. Do not permit them to earn a living in this manner. Turn off Fox. Change the channel when Carville shoots his mouth off on CNN.
Of course, there’s a lot of reason to be uneasy. But people, don’t be stupid. One guy told me he wouldn’t get the H1N1 shot because they make it from the virus. I asked him if he’d ever had other shots. When he said yes, I said, “Well, that’s what those were made out of, too.” The problem is Glenn Beck said this on television, then got all weepy. Yes, kids, he got weepy over something ever child is taught in health class from fourth grade onward.
But a lot of people are out of work, more than any time since the late seventies. Of course, we’re uneasy, but listening to the sanctimonious talking heads who “thank God for [their] enemies” only makes the problem worse.
Instead, reject fear and pull together. If you have a job and you have a little money, help out your neighbor. It’s a jobless recovery, kinda like the one in the mid-1930’s. How do you think people pulled through then?
If you have a lot of time on your hands, why not donate some of that time while you’re looking for work?
And for God’s sake, stop quaking in your boots when the next person coming around the corner is black, is white, speaks Spanish, wears a kafikah, or sports a bumper sticker that contradicts your politics. Embrace the differences. It builds numbers.
Most of all, make a decision not to be afraid. Fear makes us stupid. America accomplishes absolutely zero when it’s afraid. It does no good to fear change. Cowards fear change.
The brave embrace it, control it, and use it.
Be brave.
11/11 November 11, 2009
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They went without question when the fate of the world was at stake.

Sometimes neither they nor we know why we send them where we send them.

Today, they’re all volunteers. Always they answer the call, a privilege I was denied when I was younger.
Thank you.
Arr, Matey, Prepare To Be Boarded! September 19, 2009
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Ahoy, mateys! Cap’n Grim Jim Winter here. Today be International Talk Like A Pirate Day! Grab yer wench and tell ‘er to prepare for boarding.
To get ye landlubbers in the mood, here be some authentic pirate hip hop by the ol’ pirate bastard hisself, Captain Dan.
That be all. Arr!
Here’s What The Debate Is All About June 15, 2009
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Will it work? We’ll probably find out here shortly. If the city pulls this off, I hope that nudges the rest of the area towards light rail.

This is one of Toronto’s street cars. And believe me, when I went to my first Bouchercon, they were a godsend. I stayed over ten blocks away from the hotel, so having these cut about 2/3 of my walking out made the trip a lot easier to handle.
Now, will they work in Cincinnati? Like I said, we’ll probably find out soon.
Happy Mother’s Day May 10, 2009
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Happy Mother’s Day to all. Here’s the mother I’m spending Mother’s Day with.
Road Rules In Yer Ear! May 9, 2009
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Chapter 1 of Road Rules is now online as a podcast! ITunes download will be available by Monday.
You’re welcome.
And check out Axinite, the band behind the podcast’s theme music. Music downloaded from the Podsafe Music Network.
You’re welcome.
Hey, Kids! Who Wants To Go To Hell? March 25, 2009
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As of this writing, the blog has 660 comments.
Who wants to be the 666th?
Anyone who wants to be called the 777th is automatically lame, ‘cuz dude, Stryper sucked.
One Week From Today… March 25, 2009
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It will be revealed. Will you be amazed? Are you even ready?
The Evil Yet Awesome Project comes upon you April 1.
Be prepared.
Newspapers: Suicide By Inertia March 10, 2009
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Recently, I talked about how publishing needs to embrace electronic formats more vigorously if it hopes to get through the current slump. (Financially eviscerating a few bank CEO’s and fixing the banking industry might help, too. Different rant.) One of the things I talked about was how publishing needs to ween itself from its dependence on newspapers for marketing. Why?
Because newspapers need to figure out what they wanna be when they grow up. It’s sad, because the days of the classic print journalism are pretty much done. Oh, it still exists in magazines, which appear weekly or monthly. But the daily newspaper you read over coffee or while riding the train or bus has become hopelessly stagnant.
Part of the problem is they still haven’t figured out 24-hour cable news. Never mind the Internet. Oh, papers have online presence, but sometimes, it’s a bit wanting. For instance, The Dayton Daily News has one of the most horrendous web sites. Try finding contact info on their. Most other papers, from the Cincinnati Enquirer to the Chicago Tribune to some of the New York dailies throw up a quick age and ZIP code check before letting you read your first article. That’s particularly annoying if you read on multiple computers or clean out your Internet cache very often.
But here’s the real problem. You buy things because you want something they offer. So, with the Cincinnati Enquirer, what’s in it for me? There is no local news in the paper that I haven’t seen on Fox19 the night before, no national news I don’t already get from CNN, no updates or weather I don’t already get on the radio or from the Weather Channel’s web site. The news is usually stale by the time the paper hits the street.
So are papers irrelavant? Yes and no. I read Time both online and at the doctor’s office. I grab magazines all the time. They come out once a week. Other than those idiotic sports previews that predict the baseball or football seasons based on information out of date before the previous season’s World Series or Superbowl, the magazines actually take advantage of the lag in news, using their web sites to cull information, tease readers, and build up a story that shows up in print each week.
Surely, newspapers can find a way to exploit the 24-hour lag. CNN and especially Fox News are prone to hysterical and badly edited stories churned out mainly to fill the 24-hour news cycle. Wouldn’t be great if newspapers, frozen out of scooping anyone by sheer temporal mechanics, position themselves as the thoughtful voice of reason, analyzing the previous day’s events with a cool head?
Another issue is the sheer terror with which newspapers try to hold onto its shrinking over-54 audience. Berkley Breathed, creator of Bloom County, Outland, and Opus, once said in an interview that newspapers are so afraid to alienate this audience that they do nothing to attract new readers for fear of lost readership.
And what a loss that’s leading to. Locally, we’ve lost the Cincinnati Post, the respected afternoon daily in the Queen City. The Post provided a much needed cooler head to the Enquirer’s sometimes-shrieking headlines. (The Cincinnati Police once had to take the Enquirer’s editoral staff to task for turning a low murder rate into something resembling… um… Washington, DC’s?) More recently, the Post’s sister paper, the Rocky Mountain News, folded. The Rocky Mountain News was one of the icons among daily newspapers. Gone.
So what’s the solution?
- Exploit the 24-hour news lag rather than let it drag papers down. Let CNN and Fox and the Internet news outlets be in the scoop business. Follow the magazines’ lead and provide the more thoughtful insight to what’s happened the day before.
- Embrace the Internet. Don’t just make the web site Daily News Rag Lite. Actually, I seldom watch CNN and MSNBC and Fox. I read their web sites. (Saves me from having to listen to Hannity or James Carville’s inane rants.)
- On the same note, newspapers such as the New York Times, have already embraced Twitter. While I wasn’t impressed with it, it is one of the uses I saw for it. In my brief twittage, the Times were one of the feeds I followed.
- Seek out that younger audience. Already, there’s at least one or two generations for whom the newspaper is a quaint relic. Without content geared toward younger audiences. Like the funny pages. Yes, it’s wonderful you run Classic Peanuts, but who in the hell still follows Mary Worth?
It doesn’t have to be the end of newspapers. They do have to change, though. No one reads broadsheets anymore, so why shouldn’t the newspapers change for again?