and now…. a momentary lapse, with joel. May 13, 2008
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the other day i was at the toys ‘r’ us and i saw this really hot girl with beautiful
breasts…. i couldn’t help staring, then i realized i was just looking down the blouse of
a top model Barbie…. i felt a little weird at the time…. but in retrospect, i’ve
realized that Barbie has a nice rack….!
and now…. a momentary lapse, with joel. May 5, 2008
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a while back, i applied for a job…. they said, “are you bilingual?”…. and i was like,
“what does my sexual prefrence have to do with anything?”…. and they were all like, “you’re an idiot.”…. and i was all like, “you’re a stupid head. stupid head.” needless to say, i didn’t get the job….
and now…. a momentary lapse, with joel. May 1, 2008
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Dear Cat, in reply to the topless snack…. i would never masturbate to your voice….
your pictures….? yes. but your voice…. no.
but i will now.
[You know? Joel is really disturbing sometimes. - JW ]
and now…. a momentary lapse, with joel. April 24, 2008
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today i drove by hotel furniture outlet on my way to the store today…. (it’s a real place
in colorado….!) and i thought, “boy, i could really use a blood and semen soaked mattress in the new house…. it would really tie the master bedroom together.”
and now…. a momentary lapse, with joel. April 15, 2008
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so, i was in the bathroom today and ‘Endless Summer Nights’ by Richard Marx was on….
someone else was in the restroom at that point taking a dump…. it reminded me of that
summer of 92′ that i spent with Amber…. she annoyed the hell out of me and smelled like shit too.
and now…. a momentary lapse, with joel. April 5, 2008
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incarcerated vs. incinerated: one is burned by the law, the other is just burned.
and now…. a momentary lapse, with joel. April 2, 2008
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do you think that if Ghost Rider and The Human Torch were to come out of the closet…. that they would bring new meaning to the words ‘flaming homosexual’….?
and now…. a momentary lapse, with joel. March 27, 2008
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i was reading about an ‘Angry Dragon…. for some reason i was imagining Puff the magic dragon beating the hell out of Pete’s Dragon…. boy was i wrong…. i really should have read the definition first…. it didn’t sound sexual….
and now…. a momentary lapse, with joel. March 15, 2008
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you know…. there’s a lot of talk about ‘New School’ vs. ‘Old School’…. i listen to ‘Old School’. Raffi kicks ass. now that’s old school bitch!
and now…. a momentary lapse, with joel. March 12, 2008
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you know…. if i ever learned anything at all from the movie Troll 2…. it’s that Nilbog spelled backwards is…. hey…. wait…. it spells GOBLIN! (what does that have to do with trolls….?!?!)
