An Apology

We here at Edged in Blue are very sorry we let Joel’s latest Momentary Lapse slip through our stringent quality control.  It violates our strict “No Phallic Mascot Photos” policy, instituted on the old Typepad blog after J found himself in the men’s room at BWI only to have Senator Larry Craig* knock on the stall next to him.

As such, we are hereby suspending Joel and will not allow him to post again until next Saturday.  We regret any inconvenience this has caused and would like to offer readers free use of the comment section to post the flatulence joke of their choice.  Have at.

*Or was it Dick Cheney?  We always get those two confused.

And If You’re Head Explodes In Dark Forbodings, Too…

Ugh! How’d I get so behind?

Lot of personal stuff, for sure, but…

The web work? Reviews? The novel?

This is what I get for scheduling four gigs in one week, then canceling two. (One weather, one a largely for-comedians gig for trying out new material. I just got this set ironed out.)

On the upside, new Awful Show bit, hopefully first in a series. Yes, I’ve found a way to make Dr. Neil Warren Clark sound even more annoying than he already does.

And creepier.

Thanks for the assist, Joel.

This has been a monumental whine with J.

Thank you.

and now, A Momentary Lapse with joel.

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