And Now A Word From Our Sponsor… July 2, 2009
Posted by eviljwinter in Politics, WTF, oxygen thieves.Tags: Mark Sanford, stupid adultery tricks
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This is Mark.
Despite four major celebrity deaths this past week, everyone’s still talking about what Mark did with his Big Boost of Confidence (TM) from the makers of Enzyte. How far did Mark go with his boost?
All the way to Argentina!
Consider Mark another satisfied customer of Enzyte, the All-Natural Male Enhancer.
Take it from Smilin’ Bob, Mark’s brother…
…if you can’t keep it in your pants, Enzyte is for YOU!
[Note: This is called a "parody" (PAIR-oh-dee), in which we make fun of stuff. Enzyte and Mark Sanford's stuff make for great freakin' comedy. Actually, Enzyte and anything is pretty funny.]
I told you he looked like Smiling Bob!