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A Bold Prediction February 26, 2009

Posted by eviljwinter in Politics.
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The economy will begin rebounding at by the end of the year.

True Believers and Rush Limbaugh will say that we are still in the recession, not because spending, manufacturing, and lending aren’t up but because it happened under the Obama Administration, so therefore, recovery is not possible.  Even if it’s happening.

Ironically, Stephen Colbert will be the first to deny the recovery, but his words will be parroted irony-free by wingnuts everywhere.

Moonbats, conversely, will proclaim that unicorns have appeared and Barack farts cinnamon, which will likely do more to damage his approval ratings than any missteps he might make.

I, of course, will shake my head in disbelief, merely grateful the worst is over.

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1. Graham - February 26, 2009

Silly boy. Everyone knows that Obama farts rainbows. And I have heard that things will turn around, maybe as soon as this summer, from more than one source. Doesn’t make it true, but here’s hoping…

2. eviljwinter - February 26, 2009

I’m thinking it’ll be more like early 2010, which is what I thought last September.

Unfortunately, the day trader sitting in the cube next to me believes that everything done in the last 6 months to stabilize the economy will lead to financial armageddon.

To put this in perspective, when he’s not crying over the stimulus ruining his attempts to become a millionaire on company time, he’s positively giddy over the end of the world in 2012.

3. ziggins - February 26, 2009

I don’t know when the economy will rebound. All I know is that being unemployed sucks. Anyone need their yard mowed????