Token Lame List: New Year’s Resolutions January 3, 2009
Posted by eviljwinter in Life.Tags: New Year's resolutions
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Professional:
- I will submit nonfiction to paying markets that have nothing to do with crime fiction.
- I will use The Way of the Cheetah to get at least two books in the pipeline.
- I will complete and submit a minimum of 1 short story a month.
- I will not engage in a literary feud because literary feuds are for classless losers. (Yes, someone tried this last year. I ignored him, too.)
Personal:
- I will lose weight. I gained plenty in 2008 to get a head start.
- I will ride the entire Little Miami Trail from Newtown to Xenia.
- I will be a great stepdad.
- I will be an awesome husband.
- I will work on my degree.
- I will learn not to overextend myself in money or time. Especially time.
Creative
- I will make Scalzi’s “evil, yet awesome” part of the English lexicon this year.
- I will write outside my comfort zone.
- I will be vocal.
- I will be mobile.
- I will be downloadable.
- I will not make a porno with Zack or Miri.
There. Resolutions. Happy?
I think another personal one should be * I will have more sex with my wife
You know I’m willing to make that sacrifice for you, babe.
Well only if you wear that hideous klingon outfit haaaaaaaaaaaa
and poof out your hair like in that einstein picture of yours…whoooo what a turn on
Let me dig through the closet then stick my finger in the nearest light socket. Do you know where we hid the ball gag?
Well don’t forget the safety word is BANANA
Um, Get a room!