The Sex Talk October 24, 2008
Posted by eviljwinter in Family.trackback
Being a stepdad is great. I got to skip childhood and diapers and 3 AM feedings, and can deal with AJ as he becomes more and more an adult every day. Plus, we’re both Family Guy fans, the foundation of any good parent-child relationship.
However, the job comes with responsibilities. Since AJ is 14, both Nita and I have had to talk to him about sex.
I’ve let Nita take the lead, since I’m still new to the family. She’s talked to him about the dangers of teenage sex, the importance of contraceptives, the consequences of teenage pregnancy and STD’s, and how to treat a girl when that moment finally does arrive.
So what was my contribution?
“You’re not allowed to have sex during Leno or Letterman until you’ve been with someone for five years, preferably after you’ve had at least one child.”
My own wisdom astounds me. And AJ is smart enough to know that his generation will begin Tonight Show sex during the era of Conan O’Brien.
Haaaa – you cwazy wabbit!
I had the “talk” with christopher. Took notes and found alot of things.