I Am Ready To Lead September 26, 2008
Posted by eviljwinter in Politics, WTF.trackback
I’ve been broke, so I can go into the credit counselor’s office on behalf of America and get us out of this mess.
I have lived my entire life in Ohio, which is near Canada, which makes me a foreign policy expert.
I once prayed to God to be kept safe from vampires*, so I got some major spiritual backing.
I would make Erin O’Brien my vice president.
Ladies and gentlemen, I am ready to lead on Day One.
I should be president.
Just remember…
…a vote for me is a vote for me.
[Yeah, I know it's a Windows Media visual. Joe Walsh took down the original video.]
*Okay, so I was only five years old and had just watched a scary movie on Superhost. Sue me.
This presidential race has me about shitting straight up my back.
How you doing, baby?
So this means I can set flaming dog poo on the steps of the White House?