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Well, There’s Always That Lip-Smacking Guy In Those Ads On Cheaters August 28, 2008

Posted by eviljwinter in WTF.
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This is Bob.  Why is Bob smiling?  Because, unlike his boss, Steven Warshak of Berkley Premium Nutriceuticals, makers of Enzyte (TM), Bob’s not going to jail.

Yes, that’s right.  Steven Warshak, his mom, many of his relatives and friends, and quite a few employees of the Cincinnati-based firm are going to spend some quality time in a federal pound-me-in-the-ass facility for credit card fraud and obstruction of justice.

Yes, Bob will continue to enjoy life without bars, prison riots, appeals courts, lights out at 10, or the love of Bubba, the lonely guy doing a stretch for armed robbery.  He will continue to bang his questionably attractive wife and pretty much any female who comes within 50 yards of him (assuming the commercials are to be believed.  Court documents suggest otherwise.)

However, he will no longer get that big honkin’ salary he used to get for promoting the makers of Enzyte (TM), the all-natural male enhancement pill!

Comments»

1. JDRhoades - August 28, 2008

But wait a minute…the commercials are still on the air. I saw one the other day!

2. smilin bobs dad - February 26, 2009

fags,always need something to bitch about. cant you just let a man make a buck? mad cause it wasnt ur idea? fags