Because Why Should Puerto Rico Be Left Out? March 28, 2008
Posted by eviljwinter in Politics.Tags: Puerto Rican governor, stupid gubernatorial tricks
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Kentucky’s former governor gave state contracts to his girlfriend, displeasing his wife.
Ohio’s previous governor was charged with three misdemeanor ethics charges.
The Governator took steroids and pinched actresses’ fannies.
New York’s governor got caught paying over $4000 for nookie.
Former Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura called XFL games.
And now?
In a bid to become America’s 51st state, Puerto Rico proudly announces federal charges of campaign fraud against Governor Anibal Acevedo Vila.
Has your governor done anything scandalous lately? No? Slacker.
UPDATE: New York Governor David Paterson revealed today that his blindness came from too much masturbation. Standing beside him in support, Mrs. Paterson showed the crowd the governor’s palm shaving kit.
Would you count a mayor?
Hhhmmmm…..wonder why I don’t run for office? I have skills.