Leap Day February 29, 2008
Posted by eviljwinter in That's Pretty Cool.trackback
Today is February 29, and it’s a special February 29 for me. Why?
Do the planets align allowing me to shed my mortal form and ascend the throne of heaven to rule the world? (OK, guys, don’t let George Bush read past that last sentence. I want the little bastard to squirm a bit. Because I would be an absolute terror on the throne of heaven.)
Do the stars align with the right planets allowing me to take Jessica Alba, Queen Latifah, and Lisa Lampanelli as my co-brides? (Note: Nita would still remain First among Schmoopies in this arrangement.)
Hell, did I get a publishing deal even Sarah Weinman didn’t know about yet?
No. None of these. (Kinda bummed about the whole Throne of Heaven thing, ‘cuz I wanted to cast Dick Cheney into the fiery Pit of Doom.)
Instead, due to a quirk in BigHugeCo’s payday schedule, this is the only time in my life where I will be paid a salary three times in February.
That’s pretty cool.
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