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A Surprise Superdelegate February 29, 2008

Posted by eviljwinter in Politics, WTF.
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Hillary and Satan

Old Scratch and Senator Clinton at a political rally in Shreve Swamp, Ohio.

It’s official!  Satan endorses Hillary Clinton.

“I have to admit,” said the Prince of Darkness, “I was a bit concerned about her chances, but then I thought, ‘Hey!  I’m Evil Incarnate (TM)!  I got Nixon elected.  Twice.’  And let’s be honest, I’ve always had a soft spot in my heart for the Hillster.  How can I not admire her?  She sold Bill’s soul to me to get elected.  Now that’s a candidate I can get behind.”

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1. Scott - March 1, 2008

Ever notice that they have the same eyes? creeeeepy!